Quotes for brother from sister. Statuses about your younger sister for social networks

I set the status in contact “Round date... madly in love!” No one even realizes that this is not a guy, but a brother and his girlfriend. I love you, guys!

Days pass, nights flash by. Together with brothers and this is forever.

I’m on a diet, annoying everyone with my hungry conversations about how you shouldn’t eat in the evening after six. And she herself quietly stole cutlets from the refrigerator at night. Once I come at night, and there is a caring note from my brother: “Stop eating! And so fat”...I love him.

I pass by the bathtub, and there my father says to his brother, “My hand has gotten used to it, and yours will get used to it.” I’m standing in shock, and they’re talking about water, but what were you thinking about?

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My mother teaches me to be independent, my father teaches me to be proud, but my brother doesn’t teach me anything, he just says that if anyone offends you, he will kill you on the spot.

All girls dream of an older brother, but ironically they have to look after the younger one.

Anyone who doesn’t have an older brother doesn’t know what happiness it is...to get a belt for a cigarette. 🙂

When my brother is home, you can see that he is home. There is trash and unwashed dishes everywhere. And when I’m at home, you can hear that I’m home!

My brother and I are as similar as two peas, although the difference between us is three years!!!

A friend is not just a person, it is a brother or sister whom we choose ourselves.

Conversation with my brother: - I'm losing weight... - Why? - I'm fat. - Listen, can you fit in the bath? - Yes, but what? Now eat your soup, I say!

And I have a brother. And in childhood, when we quarreled and I started crying, he teased me by roaring, etc. Then I was very upset... But I learned to hide my tears... Thanks to him..

We are driving in a car with my brother, I ask him a question: “Who am I to you?” He: “You see, you’re like a thorn! It’s painful and uncomfortable, but I don’t want to pull it out!”

This morning, my brother and I wanted to go to McDonald's, so I skipped college, he skipped work, and then we went to the circus. I'm 20, he's 28, I love him)

My brother hit me on the head a lot as a child - I grew up blonde.

It’s funny when I go with my brother, who is 10 years older than me, and they take him not even for a guy, but for a dad! Either I look like a teenager, or it’s badly preserved...

I'll give everything to make my brother happy.

I listened to the song about my brother and burst into tears again... And now I’m writing here because I can’t tell you how much I love you... You haven’t been with us for a whole year and a half... But I still cry and still love you...

My heart is so empty now. My brother left for the army. So lonely. And you sit and wait, out of habit, for him to come home from university.

My brother is already fed up with me, he sings all the time: “Sex and whiskey, Caribbean coke, tits beckon, fresh radishes.”

And my brother is getting married soon! -Well, is the bride at least beautiful? -Not very scary, but he blows specks of dust off her! -Ugh, it’s also dusty!

- Son, congratulations! You will have a sister! - Well, I didn’t understand! What did you do to my brother?!

Even if I have to endure his dirty diapers, the time will come when he will endure someone’s jaw for his own brother! Brother, you were born 23 days ago, I’ve been ready to tear anyone to pieces for you for 9 months and 23 days! 17 years is no difference for you and me!

Dates flash by - I feel fine, my brothers are with me, the truth is behind us...

With a joyful cry, “Look what candies Nastya bought me!!!” younger brother ik grabbed brand new condoms from my bag and ran to his parents.

In 44 days my brother will return from the army. Updated 31 days ago, I'm having a blast for the last few days.

I adore my older brother, although we see each other very rarely. But I understand that I could spend my whole life holding his hand.

There is no dearer person than my brother!!!

– My brother solves crossword puzzles oO – What’s strange about that? - The fact that he doesn’t solve them in the toilet.

His brother said that I'm better than his ex... Nice.)

Congratulations! My brother was born at 16.14. Another huge meaning in life has become greater.

– We are looking for Petrov Ivan Nikolaevich. - So this is my twin brother. – Can you describe your appearance?

I’m sitting at the computer, my father comes up to me and says in a whisper: “Why are you throwing your things around?” And holds out a condom. Me: “It’s not mine!” After this, my younger brother comes up to me: “Did you happen to find a condom here?” (My brother is 12 years old, I’m shocked).

A true friend, when asked, will you go for a walk? He will answer: “Of course, brother!”

I’m sitting upset, my little brother comes up, shoves some candy, I tell him: “Dima, I have adult problems and this won’t solve them.” After 5 minutes he comes with a bottle of martini and asks: “So?”

I love you very much - you were my best friend and the most amazing brother... And I still regret that when you were alive, I never told you this. I hope now and almost every night you hear this... I love...

The younger brother had a blast. 🙂 I tell him: “Misha, it’s not good to be greedy!” He: “Who doesn’t feel good? I like." 🙂

There are friends whom we call brothers, there are brothers whom we can never call friends...

Yesterday it was so bad, I went up to my older brother, just hugged him... And he whispered in my ear: “I love you”... How touching it was, I already cried! Brothers, say this more often! We love you too!

My brother is a womanizer, he always cheated on girls, and now he has another one, they’ve been dating for 2 months, he hasn’t cheated on her, I’m happy for him, yesterday he left her, and he felt so bad, because he realized that he couldn’t live without her. I'm happy they are together again.

I'm wondering how my little brother (7 years old) knows what sex is?

Here we live with my brother in perfect harmony, fist in eye, heel in forehead.

I had a fight with a girl... I come home... I’m not in any mood... my little brother (6 years old) comes up and asks: “Well, didn’t you give me something?” O_O...knows how to cheer you up

And I have a brother. And in childhood, when we quarreled and I started crying, he teased me by roaring, etc. Then I was very upset... But I learned to hide my tears... Thanks to him...

- you are brothers? - no, twins. What, twins aren't brothers? - not always. we, for example, are sisters...

I’m standing with my little brother at the checkout in a supermarket with sanitary pads, and he tells me: “This is so you don’t sleep at night, right? Maybe you can buy it for me too? I’m too lazy to get up at night.” The whole line was laughing.

The girls are standing on the sidelines. Nobody goes to dance because they are in Dagestan and each of them is watched by a brother...)

It’s very, very hard to wait for a loved one to leave the army... Even if it’s a brother...

I don't give a damn what people say! My little brother says I'm the best, and as you know, children don't lie!

There are friends whom we call brothers, there are brothers whom we can never call friends...

My brother (4 years old) is swimming in the pool, and air got into his swimming trunks. He says: “Mom, it seems my butt and pussy are swollen”...

I always dreamed of an older brother.)

And my brother is getting married soon! - Well, at least the bride is beautiful? - No, it’s very scary, but he blows specks of dust off her! -Ugh, it’s also dusty!

Do I love my brother?

When my brother was 5, he wanted to marry me, and now that he’s 9, he says that he won’t take his eyes off my fiance so that I can be happy.

Still, it's cool to have an older brother!

Hooray! In 11 days my brother will come back from the army... I love him and am waiting for him.

Yesterday they brought my brother home from the maternity hospital, he is so small... AND STSUKO IS ALREADY LOOKING AT MY COMPUTER...

Pfft... we made it. We teach our older brother to drive)

We made it... My younger brother teaches me how to seduce men for sex...

God, how I love my big brother!

Eh, I remember how mine little brother I walked under the table... And then I cleaned it up!

Well, understand, he’s my brother, why be jealous of him?

Two brothers are sitting in a room. Phone call. One of the brothers picks up the phone: - Petya, this is for you. - Brother, if it’s Masha, Lisa or Natasha, then I’m gone, but if it’s Katya or Marina, then I’ll take it. - This is a venereologist...

– My brother solves crossword puzzles oO - What’s strange about that? - The fact that he doesn’t solve them in the toilet.

There is one guy, he is the best! This is my brother! Even though he is in the army now, I love him very much and miss him terribly, see you soon dear!

I have the coolest brother in the world... We had a heart-to-heart talk. He is 11 years older than me - a cousin... In general, he told me about life, showed me where there is no need to be stupid, I adore him, this is my heart.

It's good when your boyfriend is your best friend's brother...

My brother is being drafted into the army... It's a shame. At first I cried, I know that it will come in a year and everything will be as before, but in my soul, something terrible is happening.

Finally taught my little brother how to flush after himself! A little more and he will turn off the light behind him!

I came to visit my cousin brother.. He is 6 years old.. We see each other once every six months... He is trying to push me onto the sofa.. I gave in... To which he said to me: Well, have you tasted the heroic silushka?! I love him...

Yesterday they brought my brother home from the maternity hospital, he is so small... AND STSUKO IS ALREADY LOOKING AT MY COMPUTER...
Your brother is not always right, but he is always your brother!
I don't give a damn what people say! My little brother says I'm the best, and as you know, children don't lie!
My brother hit me on the head a lot as a child - I grew up blonde.
There are friends whom we call brothers, there are brothers whom we can never call friends...

Still, it's cool to have an older brother! -
I had a fight with a girl... I come home... I’m not in any mood... my little brother (6 years old) comes up and asks: “Well, why didn’t you give me something?” O_O...knows how to cheer you up
- My brother solves crossword puzzles oO - What's strange about that? - The fact that he doesn’t solve them in the toilet.
I'll give everything to make my brother happy.
Finally taught my little brother how to flush after himself! A little more and he will turn off the light behind him!
And I have a brother. And in childhood, when we quarreled and I started crying, he teased me by roaring, etc. Then I was very upset... But I learned to hide my tears... Thanks to him...
And my brother is getting married soon! - Well, at least the bride is beautiful? - No, she’s very scary, but he blows specks of dust off her! -Ugh, it’s also dusty!
I'm wondering how my little brother (7 years old) knows what sex is?
There is no dearer person than my brother!!!
My heart is so empty now. My brother left for the army. So lonely. And you sit and wait, out of habit, for him to come home from university.
It's good when your boyfriend is your best friend's brother...
I’m sitting upset, my little brother comes up, shoves a piece of candy, I tell him: “Dima, I have adult problems and this won’t solve them.” After 5 minutes he comes with a bottle of martini and asks: “So?”
As a child, I dreamed of an older brother, but looked after the younger one.
I know the perfect guy! I know his address and phone number! But the most important thing is that I can call him at any time and say: “I love you.” And he will answer: “I’m your sister too.”
When my brother is home, you can see that he is home. There is trash and unwashed dishes everywhere. And when I’m at home, you can hear that I’m home!
Whoever touches his brother will kill him!
The little brother found pads from his mother, counted them and with a smart look told her: “You’ll have enough diapers until Wednesday.”
My brother and I are as similar as two peas, although the difference between us is three years!!!
As a child, my parents didn’t allow me to sit at the computer for a long time; my dad took the cable from the monitor to work. My brother and I bought a new one. We played in turns, one was shooting at the ancestors through the window, the second was playing, and the fan was blowing on the monitor so that it would not heat up, because... Mom checked.
My 5-year-old brother said that when he grows up he will be president and will buy me a Bentley. cool really ;) now I'm waiting. . .
I will never leave my brother because he is good!
How my younger brother infuriates me... All the best to him.
My brother's brother is my brother! -

Statuses about brother and sister - I’m sitting upset, my little brother comes up, shoves candy, I tell him: “Dima, I have adult problems and this won’t solve them.” After 5 minutes he comes with a bottle of martini and asks: “So?”

My big brother is the best! I love him madly! He will always understand me, after his words I want to cry with happiness.

The path to my heart lies through my brother (master of sports in freestyle wrestling).

In the evening I felt uneasy, I buried my head in my older brother’s shoulder, and he quietly said: “You are very dear to me.” I burst into tears. Dear, do not forget to say such words to me, because you are also very dear to me!

Parents, I have a very serious conversation with you. I thought about it and decided that I urgently need a brother for experiments... Oh, I wanted to say for experience: I need to learn how to tinker with children!

For a brother, a sister is always a small, cute, mischievous creature that you can’t help but love, even if you’re offended by him.

The girls are standing on the sidelines. Nobody goes to dance because they are in Dagestan and each of them is watched by a brother...

My 5-year-old brother said that when he grows up he will be president and will buy me a Bentley. Cool really;) now I’m waiting. . .

When my brother is home, you can see that he is home. There is trash and unwashed dishes everywhere. And when I’m at home, you can hear that I’m home!

A sister's modesty is a brother's wealth.

Let my sister choose a husband for herself, let her parents bless them, and I, as an older brother, will check him.

It’s so nice to go for a walk with my brother: he’s so handsome that all the girls envy me!

A brother without a sister is a body without a soul!

How will I live without my brother when he gets married? He doesn’t have enough strength and resources for two women!

Forgive me, sister, for sometimes offending me, but know that no one in the world loves you as much as your brother.

Everyone wonders why I am so caring and attentive. I just have a brother.

My requests are very simple: I want a husband as smart and economical as my dad, and as handsome and strong as my brother!

Brother to sister: Why are you crying? - I was cutting onions... - Come on, tell me the number of this Cippolino!

As children, my brother and I often fought, I cried, and he said that my eyes were always wet. These words really hurt me. And since then no one has seen my tears. Brother, I thank you for this.

Thanks to my brother, who teased me with his roar as a child, I learned to hide my suffering and tears. Today I am grateful to him for this.

If my mother taught me to be sweet, gentle, cultured, this does not mean that I will not kick you in the eye, as my brother taught me.

I tell my brother, “I’m fat, right?” He: “no.” I'm so happy. He - “you are a moderately well-fed Pig.”

Best statuses and aphorisms about my sister

A real sister will never let you do anything stupid... Alone!

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The most popular phrase when walking with your sister:
- Well, everything is quiet, otherwise people are coming!

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A sister can be feisty, grumpy and thorny, annoying like a fly and harmful like a snake. Or maybe wonderful, cheerful and lovely, and also very kind and cool, like mine!

A sister is a timeless connection. We remember each other as we have always been, we have common jokes that only we understand, we know all the secrets, sorrows and joys of each other... A sister is a friend forever!

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Some people got it good sisters, and to me - THE BEST!!!

There are normal, adequate people... and then there is me and my sister...

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Sister is capable of being best friend, which is not so easy to get rid of.

The greatest happiness for me is my sister! She and I live in perfect harmony, fist in eye, heel in ear!

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A sister is the kind of person who will tell you to your face everything that infuriates her about you, but will prove to others that you are her best!

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A favorite sister is one with whom I can be sincere. In her presence I can think out loud.

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If your sister tells you “You’re a fool!”, she loves you.

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Setryunya is a person who knows your secrets, loves you, worries.... you can always laugh with her, only she truly loves... She is mother No. 2.

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Sister - six letters, kilometers of understanding and simply lifelong friendship...

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Phrases of the sisters: - “Wait for me” - “Stop laughing, I’m tired of it” - “Come get me” - “Hold the bag” - “You get ready, and I’ll get in contact while I come in” - “I’ll tell you this now” - Did you take the textbook? - “No, I thought you’d take it, damn it” - “Just don’t post it on VKontakte” - “Wait, I’m wearing heels” - “Come with me to the toilet” - “Give me one earphone” - “Let’s wear heels tomorrow” - Take your camera tomorrow.” - I love you sister

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A sister is the one who rejoices at your victories. The one who will put aside everything for you. The one who will tell you absolutely everything.
The one who can afford to tell your boyfriend what you cannot tell him. Appreciate your sisters!

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A sister is the person who will read the pain in your eyes without any extra words.

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At first I thought it was time to lose weight, but then I found out that my younger sister weighs more, and I calmed down.

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A sister can't always become a friend, but a friend can always become a sister.

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When you quarrel with your sister, you will definitely find a reason to make up, in about five minutes

A sister is the one who says several times a day: “You’re a fool...” and then adds: “I’m all about me!”

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You go with your sister to the playground to play: you drag a bicycle, a doll, and molds from the floor. And she will find an interesting stick and shuffle it along the asphalt all evening.

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I know who is the best happy man! This is my sister, she records her laughter on a tape recorder, and then listens to it all and laughs even more!

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One day a little sister asked her older brother: “What is love?”
He replied: This is when you steal chocolate from my briefcase every day... And I continue to put it in the same place...

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The sisters have a hard time forgiving each other for the insults they suffered at the age of five.

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Only my sister gives the whole bag to “Give me some gum!”

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I have a beautiful sister. To save this world, we just need to come together!

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And at school they didn’t call you by your sister’s name just because she once studied there?

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A sister is someone with whom conversations never get boring.
She's the one who can lift your spirits when you want to cry...

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My sister is very educated, she has a large vocabulary: she cursed at the wing for half an hour - she never repeated it...

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We had twins, brother and sister, study at our school. By the 10th grade, Seryoga was already two meters tall, and Marinka was a trifle - a meter with a cap, and then in a jump. That's what we called them: brevity is the sister of talent.

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Rejecting your own sister is like depriving yourself of a part of your body.

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Many people know me, but only my sister knows who I really am...

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A sister is someone who makes your problems hers so you don't have to go through it alone...

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Do you have a favorite actress?
-Yes, I have.
-Who?
-My beloved sister, because she plays an important role in my life.

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Only with your sister can you understand what you really are like!

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A sister is small, beautiful, of course sometimes harmful, but still dear and very beloved to her brother...

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And no matter how much you have to be disappointed in people, life will still have meaning as long as there is a sister in it.

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Add greenery to your sister's shampoo and make your parents happy!

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My sister is my blood.
My support and love.

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I have a younger sister - Katyushenka. She has a sweet tooth. So, when you offer her to drink tea, she is certainly interested: And for tea... WHAT?)) In fact, the cup always remains full after it...

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Sisters are two idiots who simply absolutely cannot live without each other.

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I can fool everyone, but not my sister.
Charlotte Gray

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Happiness is when on a cold evening with your sister you remember the best summer moments.

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Your sister is like your mirror and your opposite.

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Little sisters only attract those who don't have them.

I'm communicating with sister, I describe my chest pains, then it turns out that she is now experiencing the same ones. Her husband sits nearby and says:
- The whole batch is defective!
The pain stopped immediately...

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Why does mom love and stand up for her brother so much??? And I’ve been next to her for so many years... and he can send me and he’s good all the same... WHY???

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A brotherly handshake is more valuable than platinum and stronger than steel.

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A sister's modesty is a brother's wealth.

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Girls, have you ever liked best friend older brother?

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Oh, how I love my little brother when he sleeps! This is just an angel who descended to earth. And I really want this angel to grow up to be a good person!

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I’m sitting at a lecture, writing to my brother:
- are you home?
Brother:
- Yes and you?

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Maybe all people are brothers, but it’s unlikely that all women are sisters!))

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Parents give us life and sincere love... instill values and education... share warmth and experience... But one of the most wonderful gifts from Them is a brother and sister...
Serge Goodman

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My brother and I were enemies when we were kids, but now we are best friends!

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Appreciate being called a brother or sister if you are not one by blood.

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- Brother, do you know that mom has a heart condition? - I know! - And you can’t help? - I don’t have time, I’m leaving! After 2 years. - Mom, are you alive? - Yes, my son is alive. - Mom, where is your brother? - And my brother is in my heart!

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Brother - four letters, kilometers of understanding, and just lifelong friendship...

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I'll give everything to make my brother happy.

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My little brother the best, I love you very much, my dear :)

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One day a little girl asked her older brother: “What is love?” He replied: This is when you steal chocolate from my briefcase every day... And I continue to put it in the same place...

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I’m standing in front of the mirror, getting ready to go to the club, all so fucked up, in a short dress, heels, with a hairstyle... My little brother comes in and yells at the whole room, “Fuck, you’re a sucker!!!”

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There is no better person in the world than my brother...

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God, how I love my big brother!

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Still, it's cool to have an older brother!

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I tell my brother, “I’m fat, right?” He: no. I'm so happy. He is a moderately well-fed Pig.

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Damn, what an army... my brother left to serve, he updates his contact statuses every evening.

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I’m sitting upset, my little brother comes up, shoves some candy, I tell him: “Dima, I have adult problems and this won’t solve them.” After 5 minutes he comes with a bottle of martini and asks: “So?”

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My big brother is the best! I love him madly! He will always understand me, after his words I want to cry with happiness.

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It’s so bad when brothers grow up and begin to live separately... Who can argue with about washing dishes now?

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Recently I saw on the street a girl of about 16 years old walking with a child, on the stroller with the child there was an inscription “It’s my brother in the stroller, not my son, whoever calls me a young mother again will get it in the eye.”

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- And my brother is getting married soon! -Well, is the bride at least beautiful? -Not very scary, but he blows specks of dust off her! -Ugh, it’s also dusty!

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I had a fight with a girl... I come home... I’m not in any mood... my little brother (6 years old) comes up and asks: “Well, didn’t you give me anything?” O_O...knows how to cheer up)))

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I correspond in contact. I hear someone come into the room, well, I think it’s my younger brother and I say “fuck you”... after the blow I realized that it was my mother)

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My heart is so empty now. My brother left for the army. So lonely. And you sit and wait, out of habit, for him to come home from university.

Statuses about brother